FerGawdsSake, Dress like an Adult Man!

My eyes are weary of men who dress like boys.

On a recent red-eye flight, unable to sleep in economy class, I flicked through the Inflight Entertainment movie selection on screen. The poster of a man-child for the film, Magic Mike XXL, with Tatum Channing in a baseball cap. Worn backwards. A look that does not stand the test of time. Or adulthood. No matter what your abs look like...

Now, THIS is more like it

These don't hurt my eyes: Norman Jewison's The Thomas Crown Affair with Faye Dunaway and Steve McQueen. Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman attired by Edith Head in Alfred Hitchcock's Notorious.

Today's Lesson

Men should wear fedora hats (tango's Carlos Gardel) or bowlers (Hello, Tommy Lascelles...) and swear off those overly-expensive baseball caps. Jeans, pffft...! While you are at it, toss those sports shoes and get a pair of desert boots like Thomas Crown.

Looking Forward

Who wants to date a project? It does not take much to look like the grown-up a woman would be proud to be seen with. Just look towards Latino men, ladies, and keep your standards high.

What do you think?